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Wackness: Garage Hiding
Well, haven’t done a Weekly Wackness in a LONG time…  I’m so happy to have less stuff to do now, let the blogging commence: Ma calls and says the neighbors have been acting suspicious and are hiding something in their garage. Sunny:  “Really?  What are they hiding in the garage???” Mom:  “Well, we walked by the other day, [...]

Idiot of the Year
I haven’t been able to stop laughing at THIS STORY, and I also almost choked on my own spit.  Nice. The unidentified owner told him she wanted the Blessed Virgin Mary to watch over her treasure while she was out of town. Tronolone says the school’s security chief persuaded the woman to put the coins in her [...]

Will Prayer Save Your Bank?
God apparently said to the man:  “Chuck, if you pastor the bank, I’ll take care of the bottom line.” Ripka and his staff would pray with customers in the bank’s Otsego branch and even at the drive-up window. In a 2004 New York Times story, Ripka said he occasionally slipped up and said, “Come on over [...]

Home Made Zombies
This year I am making a demon head instead of a zombie.  I am a little late, so she might have to come out next Halloween, we’ll see.  The process is the same for a demon as it is for a zombie. Carved out styrofoam mannequin head that I have painted the interior of the eyes [...]

Therez no monkays in peanut butters…
He seems seriously upset that there’s not a monkey in his jar when he opens it…  So here you go, Mr. Crazy.