Alun's Product Taglines
So Alun, one of my dearest friends, has possibly the best skills for coming up with taglines for products.Twiglets: they're just shit, covered with worse tasting shitWotsits: why just have a shit corny puff thingywhen you can have it covered with cheesy tasting shit stuff?

APPLE CRUMBLE
OLD PEOPLE ARE TAKING FURTHER STEPS AGAINST MEI HAVE BEEN FORCED- against my will- TO MAKE APPLE CRUMBLEWITH CINNAMONI HAD TO BEG AND PLEAD NOT TO ADD NUTMEG AND GINGERAAAAARGHHHHWell... the against my will bit was a lie. I effing LOVE apple crumble and don't you dare take it away from me. Smell ya later

You're So... ARGH
Old people. Love them or hate them. Like marmite. But marmite doesn't support the BNP, eat stewed pears and talk during plays... When the old people come to stay... when the old people come to stay, I become the perfect model of youth. I am polite bordering on patronising. Each utterance that emerges from my mouth is sweeter than a pink fluffy hamster nestled in candyfloss on a bed of sticky toffee. I speak when spoken to. I hold doors open. I'm like....I'm like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hi-there-can

Belated Birthday Poem
In her first years of secondary schooling Lucy found her girl's school quite gruelingSo she moved on to Dauntsey's But her memory still haunts me-I miss her vile dribbling and droolingWell, that made nearly no sense. But nevertheless- for the 25th of September- happy birthday Lucy! All the best for exams and whatnot m'darlin!

New Podcast?
I think it's time for us to do another podcast but this time a good one.Do you?xXx