BEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER, or ERIC IDLE SPEAKS FOR ME
"You see Santa Claus tonight, you better run, boy! You better run for your liiiiife! Heeheheeheeheheheh!"-The homespun wisdom of Grandpa Chapman (Will Hare) from SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984).

HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2009 FROM THE VAULT OF BUNCHENESS!!!
Some words of holiday advice:1. You can survive your fucking annoying family. And if they piss you off too much, just remember that one day they will be dead.2. Don't drink and drive, 'cause that shit's for amateurs and assholes. Stay at home to tie one on; why do you think Thank

THANKSGIVING IN CONNECTICUNT
I know I ran this last year, but once again here's my all-time favorite Thanksgiving movie moment, after which much righteous arson ensues:"We cannot break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on

DEVO, LIVE AT THE FILLMORE-11/20 & 11/21
Yer Bunche, representing for the hopelessly Devoted.So Devo — the greatest band in the known universe, next to the Beatles and the Cramps — were in town for two nights doing shows at the Fillmore this past weekend and since they have never done a two-night stint in

COMING SOON!!!
I'm almost done with the heinous transcription assignment and I also have three books to review for Publishers Weekly, along with two other related projects, so when all that's finished I'll have an account of Devo's two-night, two-album stand at the Fillmore in Manhattan. Probably tomorrow, so stay t