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TooSexyForContacts · 17h ago

Hold Up/Sorry

Hey you with the sh1tty car & awesome bass system! Make sure to wear a condom.
TooSexyForContacts · 1d ago

ANGR PODCAST, EPISODE 008

TGIF comrades.
TooSexyForContacts · 3d ago

rated E, for everyone

The worst crime you can commit against most people is knowing the truth about them.
TooSexyForContacts · 3d ago

Happy Blogiversary to Me!

Here's to 9 years on WordPress!
TooSexyForContacts · 4d ago

MiBF17

They say a picture is worth 1000 words...
TooSexyForContacts · 4d ago

Even Racists Got the Blues

Originally posted on The Geeky Gaeilgeoir: OK…I have to say that, most of the time, I feel a little bit sorry for people who make horrendous translation mistakes. This is not one of those ti...
TooSexyForContacts · 1w ago

never let you down

Friends ask if you want to talk about what's bothering you. Real friends just pull drugs out of their pocket & thrust them in your direction
TooSexyForContacts · 1W ago

ANGR PODCAST, EPISODE 007

TGIF comrades.
TooSexyForContacts · 1W ago

2017 MiBF Workshops Available

Originally posted on Michigan Burlesque Festival: The Michigan Burlesque Festival is proud to announce this years burlesque workshops, hosted by several award-winning burlesque and stage per...
TooSexyForContacts · 1W ago

Flyer by Jenni Skinner

Originally posted on Michigan Burlesque Festival: Only THREE DAYS until the 5th Annual Michigan Burlesque Festival kicks off... do you have your tickets?