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TooSexyForContacts · 5h ago

the accidental sea

I store all my rain in the cloud
TooSexyForContacts · 1d ago

don’t get me wrong

Once fell out of love with someone because she tried to convince me bees could only fly "because they believe they can." Nope, sorry hon, that's called science (specifically aerodynamics.) T...
TooSexyForContacts · 2d ago

don’t believe me? ask the dishes!

rien n'est plus dangereux qu'une femme qui n'a rien a perdre
TooSexyForContacts · 4d ago

i’m a demon

It's the thought that counts and I'm doing everything I can think of for you
TooSexyForContacts · 5d ago

my gangster name

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn't be allowed to talk
TooSexyForContacts · 6d ago

don’t act like you know me

What I lack in charm, I make up for in bemused awkwardness
TooSexyForContacts · 1w ago

Be the Bill Murray you want to see in your world

Sometimes I dump a box of Cheez-Its into my mouth and say, "RELEASE THE CRACKERS!" But it's muffled on account of the crackers.
TooSexyForContacts · 1w ago

Call for Papers: Edited Collection on Race in Fandom

Source: Call for Papers: Edited Collection on Race in Fandom
TooSexyForContacts · 1w ago

Call for Papers: Edited Collection on Race in Fandom

Originally posted on The Fan Studies Network: CALL FOR PAPERS: EDITED COLLECTION ON RACE IN FANDOM Fan studies has consistently identified media or participatory fandom as an intertextual an...
TooSexyForContacts · 1W ago

Get Schwifty [a recap]

How many Meeseeks does it take to create a burlesque act?