In the Hall of the Mountain King Alla marcia e molto marcato -...
In the Hall of the Mountain King Alla marcia e molto marcato - Piu vivo (Peer Gynt Suite No. 1, Op. 46: IV.) Edvard Grieg, composer

Sarah Palin brings us all together by preventing everyone from bitching about anything else

Q: What’s the downside to being a heavy sleeper while there’s a lockbox on your door?A:...
Q: What’s the downside to being a heavy sleeper while there’s a lockbox on your door?A: You could get woken up by one realtor and a family of three prospective buyers walking in on you. Here’s the funny part: You know how in certain uncomfortable situations that all we humans can seem to muster are awkward apologies? That was the only language the five of us spoke for the entire duration of our time together. I’m sorry! No, I’m sorry! No, don’t be sorry! I have no response other than to be sorry! Well, I’m sorry! WE’RE SORRY, LORD, KUM BA YAH! I have to think this is going to affect their decision.

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America from West Side Story. I wish real life was like this.
America from West Side Story. I wish real life was like this.