Notice! Topless Robot Will Be Back on Monday (Also: Tangerine)
Hey, guys. I just wanted to let you know I'll be taking off Thursday and Friday for Thanksgiving and post-glutton depression, respectively. I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving, or at least that TR's foreign readers overeat and feel grateful for something, which is more or less the same thing. I did want to leave you with one final bit of madness for the holiday weekend, sent to me by Adam37, which we like to simply call "Tangerine." You may not find it as hysterical as I do, but then, you probably also haven't been drinking since noon. See you cats Monday morning!

Behold, the World's Stupidest World of Warcraft Lawsuit
​Man, my buddy and TR contributor Sean T. Collins told me of this, and it's still blowing my mind hours later. Best to just let Pitchfork

Topless Robot Random Reviews Revue
Hell, I don't know what to call it. But I just had a random sampling of things that people had asked my opinion on or that I thought I should help spread the word about, and none of them are in the same medium, so I thought I'd lump 'em all together and do short reviews of each of 'em and that way everyone can skip the ones they don't care about (or all of them).• Assassin's Creed III've been twittering about this videogame every night since I got it, because I've played it every night since I got it. I dig it immensely. The meshing of the story and gameplay is a million times improv

Say Hello to My Little Friend, Who's Actually Big and Hairy and a Wookiee
Yes, it's a Star Wars/Scarface mash-up. Specifcally, it's a Scarface/Han Solo mash-up, making it totally awesome and necessary for me to post. I'd love a poster of that Han in black and white, no matter how obviously nerdy it is. Oh, there's no Super Terrific Japanese Thing today, partially because I didn't see any items that wacky/insane/awful, and I would have felt bad doing a STJT when I'm not doing an Apparel or FFF. Still, if you need a dose of upsetting Japanese weirdness and don't mind it's not a thin, I direct you to this story about 1,300 pounds of

Can't We All Just Get Beyond Thunderdome?
​(Note: Article title shamelessly stolen for MST3K.) I don't cover a lot of conventions, admittedly, but when several thousand people drive two hours out of Los Angeles to celebrate the Mad Max movies... well, I probably still wouldn't have paid attention until I learned some dude brought an actual working gyrocopter to the event. That's fucking awesome. It's also pictured above, not flying, but with a Road Warrioress cosplayer inside -- I didn't t