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"Sometimes things go exactly as they should. This blog is not about those times". This is a mishmash of frustrating dumb and evil things that I encounter in my life.
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Total Suckage

English - Comedy, Humor, Sucks
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Total Suckage · 4M ago

Fuck You Tim Kring

That is all.
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Total Suckage · 4M ago

Don’t Worry Republicans: ObamaCare is Really Sticking it to the people who (have to) use it.

Maybe you’re like me and support the idea of health care reform.  In my case I’m overweight (6 ft. 285 lbs. so I could be a linebacker or a taller version of Homer Simpson and don’t waste time guessing because you are right) and was denied regular health insurance coverage because of my weight.so wh
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Total Suckage · 11M ago

Windows 8 Turns Your Desktop Into a Mobile Phone

By using tiles you can imagine a much smaller and less flexible platform.
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Total Suckage · 1Y ago

Meredith Attwell Baker Approves Controversial Comcast–NBC Merger Then Takes a Job With Comcast/NBC

  Are you f**ing kidding me? Edward Wyatt writes in the NY Times Media Decoder: Four months after the Federal Communications Commission approved a hotly contested merger of Comcast and NBC Universal, one of the commissioners who voted for the deal said on Wednesday that she would soon join Comcast’
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Total Suckage · 1Y ago

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

In the third installment of Transformers we can see how a producer’s child like imagination trumps all science and suspension of disbelief… Notice the lighting on the “dark side of the moon” in this trailer as well as several other things like communication to the far side of the moon that we STILL
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Total Suckage · 1Y ago

Google Adwords Thanks Us For Being An Advertiser

Believe us we couldn’t make this up if we tried. Maybe next year they’ll figure out how to scale a font.
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Total Suckage · 1Y ago

The Mysterious Disappearance of Pepcid Complete

(Or they’d tell you what’s going on but then they’d have to kill you) I’m not sure exactly when Pepcid Complete disappeared from the stores, but it was sometime between August and September of 2010. At first I didn’t think much of it and bought whatever generic replacement was available.  Unfortuna
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Total Suckage · 1Y ago

Microsoft Office 2010 Installation Epic Fail

If you are one of the millions of people who “beta tested” Microsoft Office 2010 you may be in for a series of unpleasant surprises when you try to move to the release version of that software.  The first surprise will be Microsoft’s recent testimonial that it is just downright impossible to upgrad
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Total Suckage · 1Y ago

Pop & Politics with Jimmy Dore and Cenk Uygur

The comedy doesn’t suck but oh boy do some of the realities they’re laughing at…
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Total Suckage · 2Y ago

All Pop Songs are Made of Four Chords

Hilarious “Four Chord Songs” clip from Youtube:
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