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TOTUS · 12h ago

2 Illegal Aliens Gang Rape 12-Year-Old Girl In Nation’s Capital (‘A Sanctuary City’)

WASHINGTON, DC – A Montgomery County man charged with kidnapping and raping a 12-year-old girl told his friend that she was “fresh meat” before the friend raped her as well, according to arr...
TOTUS · 1d ago

Night of terror in Target Restroom as elderly Woman Trapped in Restroom

San Francisco, CA- 81 year old Cynthia Cunningham was hospitalized during the early morning hours today after she was found barely conscious in Target department store women's restroom. The ...
TOTUS · 2d ago

The only difference between a Radical Islamist and a Democrat is one holds a bomb and the other a Latte

As I see it, the only outstanding difference between a radical Islamist and a progressive Democrat is that one holds a bomb and is willing to use it while the other holds a latte and a prote...
TOTUS · 4d ago

Complacent Muslim on London Bridge of Terror

Remember that old Hollywood classic, "Lawrence of Arabia"?  I was a young man back then and accepted that myth promoted by those in tinsel town.  The myth, and it was just that, that peace l...
TOTUS · 6d ago

Former President Barack Obama has become the World's Premier Electronic Voyeur

Following his unqualified success at installing cutting edge snooping devices at NYC's Trump Tower, the former Listener-in-Chief, Barack Obama is weighing the possibility of coming out of re...
TOTUS · 1w ago

Thousands gather at Lambert Glacier to offer their Precious Bodily Fluids to Mother Earth before Trump destroys World

Thousands of environmental activists have gathered on the Lambert Glacier (the world's largest) in Antarctica to pay homage to Mother Earth and make a final offering of their Precious Bodily...
TOTUS · 1W ago

Confirmation that Rapist coming across our Southern Border are being relocated in our Schools

This week the citizens of Rockville, Md. were forced to face one of the unintended consequences of welcoming thousands of undocumented illegals into their community and into their schools.  ...
TOTUS · 1W ago

Covering valuable assets with the Hijab and Burka

Hey guys, aren't we always trying to undress those nubile young things we see at the mall!  Truth is, the only thing I see really wrong with either the Hijab or the Burka is they are made ma...
TOTUS · 1W ago

"Safe Spaces" parody song by Mudflap McGrew and Chad Prather. Bust a gut!

Those snowflakes, that that live in the cocoon of sheltered academia, sooner or later will have to emerge and few will be prepared for those hungry birds waiting for that easy meal.  This so...
TOTUS · 1W ago

Hawaiian Federal Court Judge gives Muslims a Shot at (being) Americans

Just hours before President Trump's new improved 2.0 order on a temporary travel ban from 6 war torn countries was to go in effect the 9th Circus Court's man in Honolulu, federal kangaroo co...