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TOTUS · 3d ago

Democrats demand increased importation of Haitian Guano

Following President Trump's statement on what he referred to as 'sh*thole' countries, Democrats are doubling down and demanding an increase in the importation of Haitian Guano.  Apparently H...
TOTUS · 3d ago

State Dept Warns: Avoid Travel to Shithole Countries

Remember during the 2016 election when many of the Hollywood elite claimed they would move to Canada should Donald Trump win the election.  Funny I don't recall any saying they would move to...
TOTUS · 4d ago

Notre Dame students call for Removal of Paintings of Christopher Columbus from University's main Building

Some students, employees and members of the Notre Dame community are calling for the removal of a series of paintings of Christopher Columbus that have adorned the walls of the university’s ...
TOTUS · 5d ago

Why are Typical Conservatives so Racist

Conservatives are so racist they actually believe a black or Mexican is intelligence enough to succeed without the help of government handouts.  What kind of world are these dumb Trump suppo...
TOTUS · 5d ago

Trump on 'Shithole' Countries

President Trump came under fire today when speaking about the immigration issue.  Specifically, ending the policy of allowing refugees from Haiti, who were allowed in following the great ear...
TOTUS · 1w ago

Israel Defense Forces Accidentally Invades Lebanon

In a seismic military blunder, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has mistakenly invaded Lebanon. In what was meant to be a large-scale military exercise in the north, the IDF rolled right thro...
TOTUS · 1W ago

Politically Correct Tale of Ants and Grasshopper

Are you sick and tired of those “conservative” fairy tales? Are you an American liberal or someone from Europe who thinks those fairy tales teach values that no longer need to be promoted in...
TOTUS · 1W ago

Trump is Crazy, Crazy like a Fox

Now that the 'Russia, Russia, Russia' story seems to be collapsing, the fake news media has latched on to the fairy tales spun in Michael Wolff's latest salacious work of fiction, Fire and F...
TOTUS · 1W ago

Trump has a Humonous, "Horse-Sized" Throbbing Nuclear Button

Liberals had to take to their smelling salts and fainting couches again this week following Donald Trump's latest Twitter escapade. In a nutshell (which seems like a good way to start most n...
TOTUS · 2W ago

How Trump and the Nazis Stole Christmas

A new article from Newsweek which is hilariously titled "HOW TRUMP AND THE NAZIS STOLE CHRISTMAS TO PROMOTE WHITE NATIONALISM" (hey, if they use all caps, we'll use all caps). The article, t...