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TOTUS · 3h ago

CNN: Anonymous source confirms Trump-Russian connection. Melania is second cousin twice removed of Putin

CNN:  Breaking news, anonymous source has confirmed that Melania Trump, FLOTUS is the second cousin, twice removed of Valdimir Putin.  In other news, astroid-x2017 is expected to strike Eart...
TOTUS · 6h ago

Following the terrorist attack in Manchester, authorities are once more urging citizens to followed their 10 Step program

Following yesterday's terrorist attack in Manchester, England the authorities have once again resorted to the 10 tried and proven steps guaranteed to prevent future attacks.  Until such time...
TOTUS · 2d ago

TRUMP OF ARABIA: "Put you faith in the sword and the sword in the Media"!

The above meme sums up my thoughts about President Trump's visit to Saudi Arabia!  Think about it.This could be an earth-shaking event!PLEASE STEAL AND PASS ALONG.   
TOTUS · 3d ago

Journalism schools are now offering a degree in 'Anonymous Sources' to fill a grrowing demand because of the election of Trump

Do you hate Donald Trump? Is it your lifelong dream to destroy his presidency? Do you live for nothing else these days? Are you looking for a flexible job that requires little effort while a...
TOTUS · 3d ago

Cher: Old, Out-of-Touch Democrats ‘F*cked Up’ the 2016 Election

Pop icon Cher says that old, out-of-touch Democrats and their flawed messaging is the reason why Donald Trump won the election. In an extensive interview with Billboard published Friday, th...
TOTUS · 4d ago

San Francisco Illegal Aliens are abstaining from food stamp out of fear they would be detected by ICE

Illegal aliens in San Francisco have reportedly begun abstaining from food stamps in the belief it will help them avoid being detecting by the Trump administration. In fact, so many residen...
TOTUS · 4d ago

The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming! Battle cry of the New Democratic Socialist Party of the USSA

Mainstream media outlets are currently having screaming hissy fits over unsubstantiated reports that Donald Trump, noted lunatic, actually held a meeting with disgusting, potentially world-d...
TOTUS · 5d ago

North Korea Nukes Seattle as Comey out President Trump as a Russian Agent

While the people in downtown Seattle were digging out from yesterday's North Korean nuclear attack with the assistance of those few first responders still standing.  Suburbanites living outs...
TOTUS · 1w ago

NRA sponsors Water Pistol Safari for members of PETA and the DNC

FOLLOWING AN ALMOST TWO YEAR STUDY OF THE BEHEADING OF ZIMBABWE'S MOST BELOVED LION, CECIL. THE BENEVOLENT DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED LEADER OF THAT AFRICAN NATION, ROBERT MUGABE, HAS ISSUED AN ...
TOTUS · 1W ago

Time Warp: Barack Obama elected President in 1940

IN A STUNNING TURN OF EVENTS VIRTUALLY UNKNOWN CANDIDATE, BARACK OBAMA, HAS DEFEATED PRESIDENT FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT IN HIS BID FOR A THIRD TERM. THE LITTLE KNOWN SENATOR FROM ILLINOIS WON ...