I'm 26 years old, I'm married, and I love my life. I am madly in love with my husband of two years, Mr. Darling. I frequently pretend that I'm the star of my own reality show. I got a degree in writing because it's the only thing I like to do that you can actually get a degree in.
I had a blog that I kept for years. Then, during one of my mother-in-law's "you're not good enough for my son" tirades, she revealed that she monitored my blog regularly and apparently was using it as "proof" that I'm a narcissistic brat who behaves inappropriately and doesn't deserve her son. That blog has since been shut down, and this blog is totally anonymous so that I can write freely without worrying that anyone I know will twist what I say.
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The other day, I was scrolling through some of my old posts, and I noticed that people had commented on them... literally years after I wrote them. And of course, I didn't actually read their comments until a year or so after they'd written them. So by the time I read the comments, the whole thing w
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(Did I put enough exclaimation points up there??)
For those of you who might've forgotten (or who weren't around back in the old days of TTAT), here's the scoop: At some point, I realized that a lot of really awkward things seem to happen to me (or, more often, because of me.) So I decided that eve
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So, tomorrow's Tuesday...
And it's been a while since I've talked about how awkward I am...
Who's up for Totally Awkward Tuesday??
Whip out your most embarrassing stories and give them some polishing, because we'll be sharing them tomorrow!
Just in case you haven't read this blog post yet, you simply must!
A photographer in Pennsylvania has declared that she won't photograph "ugly" people... and so far, everyone (including me) thinks that she's completely fabulous! (Read the blog here so that you don't think I'm a complete jerk for li
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... and she's totally knocked up!
Yep, Dr. Darling and I are expecting a little peanut towards the end of February. If it sticks in there for a few days longer than it's scheduled to, I could end up with a Leap Day baby, which would be great, because I'd save a fortune in birthday party expenses. (
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-I recently learned that Caesar dressing has anchovies and raw egg yolk in it and that salmonella can be carried on the shell of an egg, not inside. So if you wash an egg with antibacterial soap before cracking it, you lower your chances of getting salmonella if you eat something with raw eggs in it
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Today, I substitute taught fifth grade. There were three classes that switched for three different periods. Luckily for me (and for the youth of America), I filled in for the Language Arts teacher and not for the math teacher.There was the normal ratio of class clowns to obedient kids, and apparentl
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So, I realize that I'm six days late with my New Year's post, but since I didn't blog for four whole months, I'm cutting myself a little slack for only being six days behind with this particular post. (For the record, I was totally blogging in my head for my entire four month absence. The words just
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Friends, one of these days, I am definitely going to run out of awkward moments. Today is not the day, but I'm afraid that it's fast approaching. Yikes!Today's Totally Awkward moment is yet another "Tova had a childhood crush and ended up horribly embarrassed" story. I'm starting to sound like I was
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No, not me, you! (Well, and me too.)If you're like 99% of the population, you are on Facebook daily. And if you're reading this blog, you're probably a blogger yourself. So you should probably join my new Facebook group, "I'm Internet Famous."C'mon, all the cool kids are doing it!
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