The Jailblazers, Part 3: Bonzi Wells

No, Lil Wayne Will Not Be At Tonight's Game

How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Player Preview: Travis Outlaw
Let’s agree to disagree. Very few players get defined by something that is entirely unconscious. I can only think of Michael Jordan’s tongue wag at the moment. Well, one Blazer is famous among the fans for his own unconsciousness. Of course, I speak of Travis Outlaw and his total unawareness of where his feet are in relation to the three point line. Here’s a fun drinking game, folks. Take a shot every time he steps on the line with a jumper. Don’t blame me when you go blind. Okay, that’s rude. Travis is the strange character that stirs up intense feelings in all Blazer fans. It’s not that you can just like certain aspects of his

Player Preview: Juwan Howard
You can be my intern, and in turn, I’ll show you how I cook up summer in the winter.  We’re going to keep today’s preview short and sweet – much like the length of Juwan Howard’s playing time this year. To put it simply, this season will be a disaster if Howard averages more than 15 minutes per game. But what’s the good news? Howard’s just about the nicest person alive. Seriously. He gave me a Tootsie Pop after I spoke to him. Where did he keep it in his shorts? Maybe I don’t want to know. I’m mildly disturbing myself right now. Little known fact, he gives Steve Blake piggyback rides after practice by choice. He found a

Player Preview: Nicolas Batum
My music isn’t just music, it’s medicine Before last season, all we knew about Nicolas Batum was that his arms were long, he might be able to play defense, and he was French. Then Martell Webster got hurt and he became our starting small forward. A frightening proposition if there ever was one. When I was 19 years old, I was struggling to keep Bud Light down – Nicolas had to deal with a playoff race. And deal he did. Not only did he do a serviceable job at small forward; he earned his spot. There was constant criticism of Travis Outlaw chattering throughout last season – some of it was due to Travis’ lackluster play – but most of it wa

Southwest Division Previews
The NBA Bloggers preview of the upcoming season continues forward, this time with words about everyone’s least favorite road trip, the Southwest Division. Here’s the full list of the Southwest Division previews. Dallas Mavericks Mavs Moneyball | The Two Man Game | NBA Mate Houston

Player Preview: Jerryd Bayless
WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!! I’d be lying to you if this quote wasn’t one of the biggest reasons for the Kanye motif in the previews. Nothing describes the tribulations of Jerryd Bayless quite so well as Kanye’s blast from his blog after Rolling Stone printed that he wouldn’t mind doing porn, and even wouldn’t mind doing porn with another man. Most of the world accepted this story as an obvious truth. The world thinking you’d love to do gay porn is a pretty good equivalent to being a lottery pick stuck behin