I just signed up for a triathlon. I know some of you are sitting there thinking "Wait a minute! Weren't you in a morphine-induced stupor last week, updating your facebook status from the hospital after under-going major surgery?"
Uh, yeah. And your point is...?
Here are a few things I need to do over the next 8 months:
*Get my doctor's permission to walk down the 3 flights of stairs from my apartment. *Buy lots of running magazines. *Start exercising and stuff. *Figure out what triathletes wear. *Buy a bike. *Learn how to swim. PIECE. OF. CAKE.