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Twice As Keane · 1w ago

Rain.

Dear Internet, It’s Pilly here and I would like to complain about something. Why does it have to be all cold and wet outside? I haves cabin fever something awful and I didn’t even get a babychino today when we escaped the house between showers to Run Errands because Gemma went and had a strop. [...]
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Twice As Keane · 1W ago

Hotdog.

Dear Internet, It is Mis Gemmaguts here today and please remind Mama that I may read this someday and therefore she should go and put certain Things I Say on her blog and not MINE. She isn’t listening, is she? Do I really have to tell you what I called a hotdog this morning? Really? And [...]
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Twice As Keane · 2W ago

Miss Bum

Dear Internet, It is Miss R Bum here blogging on MY blog that the Keanetwins might think is all about THEM but we both knows they were just placeholding for me until I could assume my rightful place. Occasionally my headband might try and eat my face while I am writing to you all, but fear not, [...
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Twice As Keane · 3W ago

Fur.

Daer Internet, It’s Pillymonster here today blogging in something called The Baby Is In Her Cot And Let’s See How Long That Jag Lasts time. Mama says it is the darndest thing but we seem to be all almost four and how the heck did that happen and also she is MUCH too young to own two [...]
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Twice As Keane · 4W ago

Clever.

Dear Internet, It is Miss Pilly here blogging up past my bedtime and I think I am really most very clever on accounts of I just flim flammed Mama. She BELIEVED me, Internet, when I was being a bit not quite entirely completely true about something. Internet, I saids I had bomits (vomit) in my tummy
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Twice As Keane · 1M ago

Love

Dear Internet, It is Miss Pilly of the Barbie Bandaid to the Big Toe and Miss GemmaRRRRRRRRR (because she always sounds so American for reasons best known to herself) here today blogging up past our bedtimes. Mama says that she just couldn’t help wanting to record something down for ?psoterior ?POST
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Twice As Keane · 1M ago

Rockstah

Dear Internet, Hi, it’s ME Miss Rosiebum (Donotsnigger) Keane here and this MY blog, right?   I do so hope it is all MY blog and nobody else’s blog because I have a lot of rather Old News pictures of my good self to share. Mama says I should point out that most people can spot the difference between
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Twice As Keane · 1M ago

My BEST Friend.

Dear Internet, It is Miss Pilly here today and yes I am mysteriously blogging up several hours after I took myself to bed without any encouragement whatsoever at seven pee em because the dark has me fooled and I am (deep down) a Very Good Girl, especially if the definition of ‘good’ involves lying h
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Twice As Keane · 1M ago

Easter.

Dear Internets, It’s something called easter and that apparently means that we say hi to you With Chocolate and that is our very favourtiest part of the whole blog post we are making today. Except, can we keeps the chocolate? Pretty please? Also, did you see us on facebook all rabbit faced? You shou
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Twice As Keane · 2M ago

Playroom

Dear Internet, It is Miss Titch here today up blogging past her bedtime except that I am not even actually in bed yet because someone whose name rhymes with ‘addy’ is putting Pilly and I to bed and Mama says she will not intervene any more because somebody called addy gets very sensitive about it al
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