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Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel · 4M ago

Ow, my balls!

"Ragged pleasure, sensations sharp and hot, wrapped around the head of his cock, struck his balls, and then raced up his spine to sizzle in the base of his brain." Wild Card -- Lora Leigh
Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel · 4M ago

He sounds like Lucky the Leprechaun. Now imagine it. You're welcome.

"He stood at the foot of the bed, hungry as a wolf by the way he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and grinned. If it weren't for the fact he had her half-naked, and in the bedroom,...
Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel · 5M ago

She'd just silenced it, not shut it down. It was a little disruptive.

"Her clit vibrated and pulsed in response to the grinding motion." Tied Up, Tied Down -- Lorelei James
Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel · 5M ago

Like a hungry chihuahua with dick for dinner

"Katherine's eyes widened, and her whole body stiffened in his hold. 'Oh, God,' she cried, and then her wet sheath throbbed and pulsed under the force of her release. Her body trembled as sh...
Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel · 5M ago

Melts in your mouth and in your hand. Basically, things melt.

"She took another as he watched her intently and said, 'I would like to melt in your mouth.'" "He kissed her in the elevator as it rose to the highest floor, whispering against her lips, 'Le...
Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel · 5M ago

That's how her kind says "hello."

"He skimmed the soft petals of her sex, opening her so he could torture both of them. She glistened in welcome, and he gathered up her moisture and brought it to his mouth to taste. Perfecti...
Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel · 4M ago

In which we reached a new, more horrifying low...

"The added stimulant of his tongue writhing against her flesh spiraled a jolt of pleasure straight to clit. A hot rush of wetness surged against the cotton barrier she no longer wanted." Can...
Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel · 5M ago

Sometimes you just have to let the quote speak for itself. This is one of those times.

"'And now we begin the rest of our lives,' Elizabeth whispered, as Lance pulled her down onto the bed. He said nothing. He was not a man born to make love with words. Lost in his kiss, held ...
Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel · 5M ago

Is she even human? Because she doesn't sound human...

"'Look,' he said. 'Look at yourself, your flower, in the mirror.' Suddenly, inexplicably, Margot was afraid. She was not sure she could look. Remy cupped her breasts, pinched her nipples, an...
Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel · 5M ago

She's got EVSP -- Extra Vaginal Sensory Perception

"She felt a gentle press spreading her wide and had to bury her face into the hollow of his shoulder as he fed his cock into her in one smooth motion, not stopping until the head nudged the ...