Uncle Walter's Rants

I am a husband and father. I have The Wife, whom I love dearly, and The Girl and The Boy. They are both wonderful, and occasionally trying, children. But there is another. Have I introduced you to Little Wife yet?...

Do you know what really bugs me? Kids who won't eat their dinner. I got home from a full day of work, did three loads of dishes vacuumed, cleaned, made dinner and then The Boy refused to eat. He threw...

Do you know what really bugs me? When falling asleep before finishing a post. Such as me, who didn't post a complaint last night because I fell asleep. Yeah, I hate that. -UW

Do you know what really bugs me? Bloggers who get lazy and cop out. Bloggers have a commitment to their reading audience and I expect them to fulfill their thankless job of providing comedic text for my daily enjoyment. I...

Do you know what really bugs me? Kids who won't do their homework. (This one's been brewing for a while.) The Girl is usually good at getting hers done. But The Boy? He is a fidgety, annoying little monster when...

Do you know what really bugs me? Tides and currents in the house. My home has some "messes" like the ocean has some "water". Amazingly, like the ocean, there is a current that moves items throughout the house. I don't...