Honk and Screech and Pole Dancing

Baby You Can Drive My Car

Waxing Poetic (or at least waxing my legs)

Postponed Thanksgivng Post
This post was postponed because I spent the last 3 days of my life in holiday/relative h3ll... and holiday/relative h3ll only has dial-up. Went to MonsterInLaw's for Thanksgiving. MonsterInLaw has been through several medical issues lately, so the plan was for all of us (me, MyPoolBoy, and various relatives that managed to show up) to do the cooking this year. We arrived about 9 pm Wednesday night, upon whence we were given the word by MonsterInLaw's brother and “wife," that they had already shopped for the big meal and were getting a few things ready so we wouldn't have much to do in the morning, and we could all just sit down and visit. "Wife's" son, 40-something-year-old

Bohemian Rhapsody - Not Queen
Animal: Mama..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY Coming soon.... the Thanksgiving post that was postponed due to the fact that MonsterInLaw still has dial-up.

Team Work
MyPoolBoy came up behind me and started kissing on the back of my neck. Very romantic. Then he bit me. Hard. I told him I felt like I needed to rush out and get a Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt before the moon got full.

Holy Vaca - This is HILARIOUS!
Put on your Depends before he gets to the second verse because it will cause you to laugh till you pee .... you've been warned.

bored
here is how boring my house is right now.... Thunderduck just asked me how to use the spot upholstery cleaner.