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Hottie Hockey Dreamy Team: COMPLETE

show me your teeth.
Last night the Chiefs emerged fierce and fearsome taking on the Regina Pats. Ok, let’s all pause and giggle over “Regina.” Moving on. James Reid was on fire in net and made some jedi skill saves. Since the departure of Dustin Donaghy, Blake Gal continues to be a one man demolition crew. He really is the team’s underrated dark horse. I’m still ridiculously in love with the fourth line: Baby Brady Brassart (who has tucked in jersey issues), Mitch Holmberg and Anthony Bardaro. They are fresh-faced but they sure can get the job done. I think that has been the one line that has remained intact. I’m really distracted by the white mouth guar

On love and hockey;
Every once in a while I feel like breaking up my usual fluff in favor of some real content. I know in general content has been sparse here with school dragging me down and I was sick with what I liked to call a “hellfire demon virus” that had me delirious with a fever. But I’m here now. I’ve often proclaimed my love for Toronto Maple Leaf GM Brian Burke. I enjoy his sassy bon mots he tosses at the media. I like that he attends games with a loosened tie and is often banging things out on his Blackberry. Oh and he brings binoculars to get a better view of fights from the box. He’s a character who savored the boos of Montreal Canadiens at the

Math is hard, let’s go shopping!
Look what the Canadian sent my way: Dustin Tokarski came to town to guard against oncoming threats, so he certainly understands the need for security. Still, the new goalie for the Norfolk Admirals was rather surprised when two MacArthur Center officers carded him recently during a visit. Seems the guards thought Tokarski, who is 20 but could pass for a high school student, was violating the new ban on unescorted shoppers under 18 in the downtown mall after 5 p.m. “I just laughed,” the goalie said this week from Wilkes-Barre, Pa., where he had a game. Jim Wofford, MacArthur Center’s general manage, said no one had menti

Who Wants a Mustache Ride?
Bill Hader is a stud. He is the reason that sometimes I am overcome with the urge to watch Saturday Night Live. Or at the very least, pull it up on Hulu and skip the parts that don’t have him. He is a hottie in his own way and look at how he can wear a lip sweater. LOOOOOOOK. So Mr. Hader, I salute you and your glorious facial hair incarnations in the name of comedy. Please donate to Archimedies’ MOvember campaign. He’s doing some good in the world while being ridiculously

about that…
I’m behind in recapping the Chiefs as they are on a road trip. Let’s do a terrible primer, shall we? Friday the Chiefs played the Edmonton Oil Kings. Watch the feed of the broadcast the MOvember love was out in full effect in Edmonton. There was even a mustache camera which made me giddy. There was a parade of Kopers too. Who hates the Kopers? That’s right. No one. Blake Gal continues to be the Chiefs underrated gem. In that game he put up two goals and an assist. He continues to be a destroyer of souls on the ice. And we love and adore him for it. Final damage that game: 3-1 Chiefs. Last night the Chiefs fell 3-2 to the Red Deer Rebels d