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You can take her home now... · 5d ago

Week 252- bathrooms, B and Q and brilliant ideas...

You know how you have those moments when everything comes together and you feel all content and calm, and look at your family and home and think, yep, I’ve got this shit nailed?No. Me neithe...
You can take her home now... · 2W ago

Week 250- potties, poo and pissing on the table...

I had forgotten how 100% disgusting potty training it. I think it’s like birth. Your brain cancels out the pain; otherwise you’d insist that your child wears a nappy until they turn eighteen...
You can take her home now... · 4W ago

Week 248- tiny drunks, terrible twos and totally losing your shit...

Having small children is sometimes like living with a house full of drunks. The speed in which they change their opinions, or love you then think you’re a dick a moment later is incredible a...
You can take her home now... · 2M ago

Week 244- getting angry and using it...

This has been the most fearful and yet empowering few days to be a woman.We now have a hateful, dangerous misogynist in the most powerful position in the world. He has no respect for women, ...
You can take her home now... · 2M ago

Week 243- getting trashed, getting bitten and getting on the resolution train in week two...

You know when you have one of those calm Christmases where everything goes like clockwork, you feel relaxed and ready for the New Year, you make achievable, ambitious resolutions and start t...
You can take her home now... · 3M ago

Week 239- front room discos and eating like it's Christmas...

I am so getting into this Christmas lark, way more than the children. They just want to sit off and watch telly but recently we’ve started to have a Christmas disco. By disco I mean I put on...
You can take her home now... · 3M ago

Week 238- weddings, wind and wearing bad sports bras...

So, isn’t the deal with joining a gym that you instantly lose a stone, and then several subsequent pounds every time you put a pair of trainers on?I’m back at my old gym.By ‘back at’ I mean ...
You can take her home now... · 4M ago

Week 236- hangovers, screamers and The Archers omnibus...

What do you do when it turns out your children are immune to being bollocked?We’re in the car; it’s a long car journey. By long I mean seven hours. It was meant to be four but I nodded off a...
You can take her home now... · 4M ago

Week 234- best friends, sticky hands and watermelons...

Thomas now tells me I’m his best friend about fifty times a day. He holds my face tightly in his sticky hands and kind of half shouts it at me. I don’t want him to grow up to be a weirdo who...
You can take her home now... · 5M ago

Week 233- getting married, getting fit and getting a cracking pair of Spanx...

So we’re getting married. Not just talking about it when we’re drunk, or saying we don’t want to when we’re pissed off with each other. Properly.Like booked the registry office properly.And ...