A woman scorned.
Obama, don't come to me with that look on your face.  Don't sneak back across the aisle and deny where you've been. You just came home absolutely reeking of Republican, and I'm not really a jealous voter, but a woman's intuition is never wrong.  And my intuition tells me you're cheating.  Know this: I will make your life a vivid fucking nightmare if I find out that you've even *thought,* for one moment, about getting in bed with another party.This is our time, Obama.  This is you, and me, and the fucking life I've always wanted.  Hillary was a strong, dependable, smart, lovable candidate, and I left her standing at the altar so I could elope with *you.*  So if you tur

Fear and Rove-ing in Ohio.
From somewhere in Ohio. A state that elected Obama. God bless. Courtesy of the lovely and talented Ed Flynn.

Thank you, David Cross.
I just saw David Cross perform tonight.  In a world of comics doing jokes about airline quirks or their least favorite beer, Cross is like a crazy hipster profit.  And the most interesting thing is, David Cross did do jokes about airline quirks and his least favorite beer.  And they were fucking hilarious, because he is smart as an ass-slap.  But he also did jokes about Health Care, and race hate, and Mormonism.  And he made them funny.It's like, I'm not even sure I like stand up comedy as a genre.  But I love David Cross.  I've been a fan ever since I wandered into a record store many moons ago and the meatloaf-looking guy behind the counter was like, "oh, you're a comedia

Best Church of God Goes Gay for a Day. (AUDIO)
Mike Descoteaux, Founder and Director of the Best Church of God, took me along with him to the most fabulous talk radio show in the developed world:  Feast of Fun.  On the show we discussed our new fall run at the Lakeshore Theater in Chicago, the Bible's obsession with incest, and a masturbating ghost from southeast asia. Hey!  Look at the website.

DEATH-PAC Presents: WALK IT OFF. (VIDEO)