If historicity is what you're after, then this. I was, and still am, a founder member of Brian and the Brains. I was and still am the rhyme-slinger, Hilly cunctator, the cartoon cowboy, and latterly the planetarium poet.
In between, I developed, swollen credentials (which never become lucrative) and also a form of dynamic exaggeration which can be accompanied by technological mendaciousness. My left eye is now completely dark-adapted even in broad daylight and my right has filmic vision. None of this is useful to a normal man but to someone possessed of CMOS it brings a modicum of solace.